Saturday, June 18, 2011

Saya pindah lagi...
Saya suka pindah...
Ngahahaha...
Sebaik blogger ni free, kalau tak...
Anyway, any update sila pergi ke:

rumah baru lagi


.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

saya mahu kahwin

kepada rakan-rakan, atau pembaca-pembaca
mana yang masih ada
saya dengan ini telah memutuskan

untuk menjadi conformist
dan juga untuk menyenangkan kerja
dan juga untuk gush-gush
dan juga untuk berlagak

dengan membuat another blog baru
khas untuk misi 25 (atau 26) disember 2011
tengok, tarikh pun tak tetap lagi
so macam mana tak pening

klik di sini kalau nak pergi blog itu, yer
kalau nak folo pon boleh
tapi bersedia untuk menerima cerita tentang kahwin sahaja
=P

sekian

Monday, December 13, 2010

for you

You and I

by ju
You are
delicious
And I am
greedy.
You are
generous
And I am
needy.
You are
experienced
And I am
learning.
You are
flammable
And I am
burning.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

something in our engine

what would you expect when your car is giving weird noises
in the middle of non-moving traffic at 6pm?

scary, kan

teringat kembali million instances di mana
berbakul-bakul sumpahan dibaling kepada mana-mana individu bertuah 
yang memilih bucu-bucu strategik untuk
kereta rosak / takde minyak / accident bontot

anyway,

10 minutes with the weird noises drove us back into the parking lot
15 minutes with tertonggeng-tonggeng and menyepak-nyepak on all sides of the car
we discovered that ada seekor kucing kaler coklat ala-ala engine gitu
terselit dalam engine dekat hujung bumper belah kanan   

before anyone grimaces in horror 
dan membayangkan otak bersepai ataupun bulu terbakar dalam engine tu
perlulah anda tahu bahawa kucing itu selamat!

cumanya,
 the cat is all scared and literally shivering to the bone
even when we are trying to intimidate it with sebatang payung
he/she does not even make a sound, not a single meow

luckily sekonyong-konyong datang pula
a manager from Boost Juice / O'Brien with a big heart
and gather a few of his people to help us tempt the kucing out

after several failed attempts and many-many minutes wasted
we came into a conclusion that we would have to 
screw open the front bumper plastic cover to get it out

tapi sadly i was not there when the kucing got out (tak sempat nak amek gambar!)
my mum dah bising because we have to get back home
he said, kucing tu tak injured kot sebab dia terus lari tak cukup tanah
baru ingat nak simpan wat sacred pet or something

kesimpulannya,
1. trafik di kl cukup sesak sampai kucing sempat masuk dalam engine
2. hidup saya ter O.D. dengan kucing sekarang

p/s: semalam jadik detektif. saya cakap detektif instead of busybody sebab rumahtangga dia memang dah berantakan, ok!

Monday, September 27, 2010

urges. urges.

i have this strange urges to spend
maybe months and months of tightening my belt finally thrown me off the edge
but the thing is
every time i went shopping
there's this tiny voice at the back of my head
saying i don't need most of the things
waargh...
why am i so frugal (read: cikai/kemut)?

to be truthful
i know exactly what i want to spend on
but the time is simply not right
jadi, to fill up the time yang tak sampai-sampai tu
i kept on buying small, useless, no good things

like, i have 8 lipsticks on my desk now
costing RM8 for 2, dalam erti kata lain 1 for RM 4
which i never really intend to wear
(one of them is gold and one of them is purple, d-uh!)

i am also facing this strange urges to buy stationery
adoi
i bought like 4 letter sets and two nice looking notebooks
and new pens and apa-apa ntah lagi
without really having an idea how and when to use them

i think that time that i'm talking about
could not be here fast enough
and i'm begging for you-who-understand-what-this-is
please let the time come
so i may avoid spending unnecessarily. hee


p/s: semua menda nak jadi on 2hb October tu kenapa?

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

i've killed a bird

first of all, what's the social convention for cutting people on twitter?
surprise-surprise, i'm cutting you off dude
because you keep posting menda-menda tak relevant on twitter
and you're spamming my updates
really!
the more you're posting things like 'Going out with super-hot someone-someone.'
the more I think your life is crap
seriously, people does not need to know every single details

hold on
ok, maybe people do, but I don't
so, Tata!

then memetik kata obefiend from his blog on how he can write so well:
"First you need to be angry.. you need to have inner turmoil of biblical porportion. A mother of all conflicts. You must have 800 different unresolved issues you have with your life"

that is so damn true!
i'm so happy with my life now
i have nothing else to write or complain
(except that constantly annoying dude from twitter)

hurm,
nampak tak strategi memberi alasan tidak menulis dengan memetik kata-kata orang berpengaruh
hee :P


p/s: A secret is a heaviest thing to carry, isn't it?

Saturday, July 17, 2010

ghost in the machine

Representing a very unusual and symbolic series of art works created by imaginative artist Erica Simmons – Ghost in the Machine. Made out of recycled cassette tape with original cassette these works show portraits of legends of music of 20th century. Old tapes and pictures of musicians… From the words of Erica "The idea comes from a philosopher’s (Ryle) description of how your spirit lives in your body." 

Kurt Cobain
tapes portraits

Bon Jovi
tapes portraits

Santana
tapes portraits

Traci Lords
tapes portraits

Bob Marley
tapes portraits

Paul Griffiths
tapes portraits

Jerry Garcia
tapes portraits

Jerry Garcia Live
tapes portraits

Aviv Geffen
tapes portraits

Debbie Harry of Blondie
tapes portraits

Michael Jackson
tapes portraits

Nick Cave
tapes portraits

Lenny Kravitz
tapes portraits

Melora Creager
tapes portraits

The Hendrix Experience
tapes portraits

John Lennon
tapes portraits

Friday, July 16, 2010

three frame mystery



i have an idea for a game. a useless game at that but still, a game.

the name for now would be 'Three Frame Mystery' until i figure out a cooler one.
to play it is you have to pick three random pictures and come out with a totally bad-ass conclusion.

like this one:





*CONCLUSION* 

whoever drank too much milk and didn't go to the loo in time because the toilet is very hard to locate, they would turn out to be the most dangerous animal!

Thursday, July 15, 2010

useless fliers?

















i think if my boss wants me to improve my attendance
he should put something like this near my desk
and if i can retain at least 3 strips of 'YES' for the week
he owe me lunch! yeay! (perhatian... ini adalah angan-angan!)

yang kat bawah ni macam cool
rasa macam nak wat satu pastu tampal kat pintu opis tu
kalau semua yang =( tu dah habes
'manataf' tolong lah paham
(please PM me for further definition of 'Manataf'
sebab kalau kantoi.... mampuih!)
















and the rest of them are ideas for those who wants to make the world smile =)

take-only-the-primes

have-you-seen-this-flier
free-stripes-of-paper



















Monday, July 5, 2010

bintang-bintang kelip-kelip

i found folding stars gave me a strange sense of tranquility
i can hear my own thoughts
maybe if i start whispering those thoughts
the stars can say something back at me

Thursday, July 1, 2010

bicara

hari itu dia bicara tentang beli rumah
hari itu dulu dia bicara tentang beli kereta
hari ini dia bicara pula tentang beli peti televisyen

entah bila dia akan bicara tentang kerja

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

anasir anasir jahat

saya senang terpengaruh
senang sangat

setelah melihat gambar ini












saya terpengaruh untuk beli ini

kepala-less

wahai penunggang-penunggang motor
pada waktu senja dan subuh hari
yang memakai baju hitam
dan jaket hitam yang diterbalikkan ke belakang
sesungguhnya
jika kamu mempunyai leher yang pendek
ketahuilah bahawa
dari jauh kamu kelihatan seperti
TAK ADA KEPALA!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

saya tak suka kemas barang

saya tak suka kemas barang
sebab nanti saya jumpa barang-barang lama
saya tak suka jumpa barang-barang lama
sebab nanti saya ingat menda-menda lama

selalunya ingat yang senyum
kadang-kadang ingat kesalahan
kadang-kadang ingat kebodohan

saya tak suka kemas barang
jadi barang saya makin lama makin banyak
saya tak suka kemas barang
tapi saya sangat suka simpan gambar

kebanyakan gambar-gambar itu saya tak boleh simpan
kalau simpan nanti jadi cerita lain

ceritanya lain-lain
banyak watak banyak laku
watak-wataknya sendiri pun mungkin dah tak tau

saya tak suka kemas barang
tapi sesetengah barang saya perlu dibuang
perlu
bukan mahu, ok?
agak-agak boleh tak saya semakkan rumah mak ayah saya

nanti bila saya dah ada rumah sendiri
saya simpan yang penting-penting je lah
itu bila sudah ada kehidupan lain

sementara ni
ini saya dan dinding belakang cerita tentang
ini saya

oh ya
saya pun suka berbohong
lebih kepada diri sendiri daripada orang lain
saya masih lagi berbohong
bahawa
saya tak suka kemas barang

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

refurbished

I modified my green flash lomolitos with tipster from here 
Can't wait to see the result
But I am still learning to be patient
All in all, I am amazed at my own d.i.y-ness
Tee-hee
And it is now official
Lomolitos single use camera is now a very 'not-so-single' fun
Worth every penny

Monday, June 14, 2010

lomolito debut

My father is very strict about curfew and my whereabouts
So I invented an excuse to go out and see the world
I called it [Photography] ^^


Even though I always go head to head with my dad
We do share a lot of similarity
One of it was photography
Lately since his eyesight is more or less going
He lost his interest
But once, he was an analog enthusiast

I hope one day I can say
So am I =)

Friday, June 11, 2010

the art of conveying nothing either with words or pictures

gembira mengambil gambar bersama tudung shikin
aku rasa seperti a certain someone yang tidak boleh disebutkan di sini
dan aku rasa a certain group pasti akan mengutuk gambar ni 
sebab aku kelihatan seperti a certain someone

oh, banyaknya tapisan. hehe

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

saya mahu kasut begini


saya sebenarnya mahu mem-postkan sebijik gossip
tapi tak dapat disclaimer approval daripada pihak-pihak terlibat
maka saya hanya boleh kata
KASUT INI COOL!